Its hard to be Left Handed

Where do I belong?  Andromeda

I really don't fit here in this world.  I never have.  I have always been odd or the outsider.  A new place would be nice.  This world is dull, dreary and cliched.  Andromeda could be new, exciting and an adventure.  I think I will go there. 

Oh wait, my pea sized brain forgot here in the 21st century there is no way of traveling that far.  Kevin Spacey did it in K-Pax but that was just a movie. 

So what are my alternatives?  I think there are none.  So in the words of Martin Rossiter in the song "Left handed"... On the Isle of Man, I'll serve my time.