It's such an important time in the annals of history. Sororité Recherché will be there as the balm to soothe the wounds of humanity. The decline of western civilization is obvious. Sororité Recherché will monitor the deterioration of the culture. Can it get worse than Brittany Spears and Miley Cyrus? Yes, and it is rapidly descending into Hades. Because it's not changing and we care, we will be there to soften the blow.
The political situation in the United States has become untenable. There will be a choice between the criminal, charlatan Trump and the senile, ancient Biden. Sororité Recherché will offer alternatives. We are suggesting voters consider Harold Stassen or Pat Paulson. Of course, they are both dead, but could they be any worse than the buffoons currently running. They could prop them up and use artificial intelligence to make them appear life like. It would be similar to Ronald Reagan's second term, when Nancy was the real President. There was no intelligence in that White House, artificial or imagined. Sororité Recherché has its finger on the pulse of the nation.
Harold Stassen
Pat Paulson
President Reagan
Finally, Sororité Recherché always promises plenty of sarcasm, satire and irony to whatever subject we are unable to tackle. We hope to allow viewers to forget about their mundane lives and their slow march to a visit with the undertaker. Sororité Recherché also makes a commitment to be slightly overblown and pretentious to give the appearance of how important we pretend to be. There may be a hint of metaphor mixed in now and zen but we can only cook in a microwave, so more than likely they will be atrocious.
So, if you stop reading and ignore Sororité Recherché it will be very wise and appropriate. We understand that most people can't comprehend idiocracy. If you do decide to support this great cause, we thank you from the bottom of our very black hearts.
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