The Lost of The List

Morrissey's new novel "List of The Lost" has been published and is going to be released in September.  I am very excited and certainly anxiously awaiting to read his book.  Morrissey is a wordsmith beyond compare so it has to be very good.  Everyone is contemplating what the novel could be about.  I personally have no idea and will leave those thoughts to others.  I have turned the title around a little to "The Lost of The List" and had some minor little musings.

There are so many lists these days.  And it seems I am lost on many of these lists.  So I figure I am the lost of the following lists:

"I'll see you in heaven if you make the list yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

The List to get into Heaven:
1810. Todd Davis
1811. Geraldine Tolliver
1812. Mark Fry
1813. Tammy Reynolds
And so on and so on.......
There is a name that's missing from this list, henceforth the lost of the list, it is me, Harrison Zeldemar,

"Sit down, take a look at yourself.  Don't you want to be somebody."

The List of those who are "Somebody":
972. Kim Kardashian
973. Jared Fogle
974. Donald Trump
975. Silvio Berlusconi
"On and on, I just keep on trying"  I'm lost on this list also.  I suppose this makes me a nobody.

"He got the action, he got the motion, yeah the boy can play."

The list of great athletes:
424. Roberto Clemente
425. Mario Lemieux
426. Jerry West
427. Joe Montana

"Reach the stars, fly a fantasy, dream a dream and what you see will be, but not for me."  The never ending story.  I'm definitely lost on this list.

Yes, there are many more lists I am lost on and they are too numerous to list here.  Maybe I should make a list of the lists I am on, but no, that would be too depressing.  For now, I shall look forward to reading Morrissey's  "List of The Lost".  And yes, I do feel I am probably on the list of the lost as I aimlessly wander the timeless skies.