I Dream of Cats Eyes

                                                                    Sassy yet Pragmatic

                                                       Only the most stylish wear them

                                                 Utilitarian for a medieval costume party

                                           A lady with her ritzy Cats Eyes and a snazzy hat

                                                A swank Cats Eye ring, exhilarating!

                                               Cats Eyes with your afternoon cup of tea

                          A lovely Life Cover Model displaying her chic by wearing Cats Eyes

                                                          Even a cat wearing Cats Eyes

Oh NO!!  They are multiplying!!

There is nothing comparable to the sleek, urbane, modernistic yet practical Cats Eye glasses.  I have been contemplating their importance to modern society.  If they had not been invented we may still be living like we did in the fifties with Donna Reed, Make Room for Daddy, Leave It to Beaver, The Lone Ranger etc.  Thanks to Cats Eye glasses things changed in the 60's.  If it wasn't for Cat's Eye glasses there would be no women's liberation and there would have been no Civil Rights movement.  Because of Cats Eyes there was a Woodstock and man landed on the moon.  Cats Eye glasses fueled the flower power generation.  Cats Eye glasses initiated the invention of computers and the internet (not Al Gore).  So every time you see an individual wearing Cats Eye glasses you should get down on your knees and thank them because if it wasn't for their continuing the in vogue fashion statement and tradition of Cats Eyes, we would all be stuck back in the Fifties never advancing, always on rinse and repeat.  Long Live Cats Eyes!!